Roadmap to Nowhere
My carefully planned journey to achieve absolutely no streams. Each milestone represents a new level of streamlessness.
Current Progress: Still Streamless
I'm proud to announce I'm still completely streamless!
Meta Nothing
Future StreamlessnessShift focus from doing nothing to doing meta-nothing. It's like nothing, but deeper.
Q1 2025
Launch a whitepaper about not streaming
Promise something vague about streams
Host a Twitter Space about doing less streams
Don't follow up on stream promises
Community-Led Inaction
Future StreamlessnessEmpower the community to do nothing on my behalf.
Q2 2025
Form a DAO to discuss not streaming
Launch a multi-sig wallet with zero streamers
Vote on proposals to ignore streaming
Schedule stream meetings that never happen
The Anti-Stream Pivot
Future StreamlessnessDitch all plans in favor of an anti-streaming strategy that guides me toward less.
Q3 2025
Burn previous streaming roadmap (symbolically)
Replace Discord with carrier pigeons
Replace dev team with cardboard cutouts
Announce streaming is now quantum
The Pause
Future StreamlessnessTake a break from all the nothing I've done. It's exhausting.
Q4 2025
Go on a community silent retreat (no streams)
Pause for dramatic effect
Launch a meditation token (never stream it)
Let people think streaming is coming
Post-Streamless Era
Eternal StreamlessnessBecome legendary by staying streamless forever. A legacy of non-achievement.
Q1 2026+
Do one last hopium rug, but still no streams
Launch a movie trailer about streams. No movie.
Still Streamless merch that says 'Coming Soon!'
Fade into meme history (streamlessly)
Disclaimer: This Roadmap is Intentionally Useless
I promise to deliver exactly what I've promised: nothing. No streams, no utility, no purpose. Just pure, unadulterated streamlessness. Don't expect me to follow this roadmap - that would defeat the entire point.